omg it’s not a girl or something right?

Oh my lord. We met in drama. He’s nice and stuff.
ohmygodnoI feel like I’m missing something here cause normally you rave on and on about guys and we can’t get you to shut up, and now it’s almost impossible to get you to say two words about this guy. Why?
boo you should, its fun~

Well, what do you want, his social security number?Noooo, I want to know how you guys met, and what he’s like,
and what the sex is like, omfg have you two had sex?
Oh my lord. We met in drama. He’s nice and stuff. ohmygodno
Oh my gosh, Britt. Things are going fine, yes, yes, yes.
Come on Kurttttt, I need more details then this! The most dramatic thing I’ve seen lately is when Dora tried to use the red key on the yellow lock, I’m dying over here. Tell me the fun stuff!
Well, what do you want, his social security number?
Oh my gosh, Britt. Things are going fine, yes, yes, yes.I just meant like someone that I was close to, that’s all. He’s in drama, you don’t know him.
Ooh, pooey. Well how are things going with him? Is he cute? Is he nice? Is he a senior?
I just meant like someone that I was close to, that’s all. He’s in drama, you don’t know him.No, no, you asked if I had “someone special.”Oh, I assumed you knew I meant boyfriend. What/who did you mean then?
No, no, you asked if I had “someone special.”Wait, whoa. When did I ever mention having a boyfriend?
A couple days ago, you said you were lonely, and I asked if you had any boyfriend you could hang out with, you said yeah but then you wouldn’t tell me who it was cause it’s a secret.
Do you really not remember that?
Wait, whoa. When did I ever mention having a boyfriend?They were hard to miss…
I’m sure your boyfriend likes to show off his assets too. Speaking of………. whoisitwhoisitwhoisit.
dancingmissbritt replied to your post: That awkward moment when your best friend’s husband posts pictures of his tone abs.
Can I just take this moment to say how amazingly lucky I am? I mean did you see those pictures? ;)
They were hard to miss…
Jesus.